Summer Box Office Predictions!
Above:
With an appearance in “The Wolverine,” Logan
could be a summer
superhero
Every year, millions of Americans spend their
waking hours predicting the outcomes of the Superbowl, the World Series, and
the Masters Golf Tournament. But there
is another group of pop culture seers in the midst who merit attention—those
who vainly attempt to predict the box office grosses of major Hollywood
films. I must confess, dear friends,
that I am one of them.
This,
I freely admit, is a rather frivolous pursuit.
After all, does the amount of money earned by a film indicate how
satisfying it is to watch? Hardly. “Skyfall,” for instance, may have made more
money than “Drive,” but there’s no doubt in my mind about which I would rather
watch. “Drive” is a far better and more
poetic film, one whose uniqueness of style will make it far more influential
than the collected works of 007 in the years to come (no offense, Mr. Bond).
Nevertheless,
I’ve always been fascinated by box office statistics. It is always interesting to speculate why one
movie sells more tickets than another.
What, for instance, made “42” such a massive hit last April? There have been plenty of inspirational
sports films that tried and failed to connect with audiences. What made this one different? Was it word of mouth? Strong reviews? Sophisticated marketing? Something else? The answers to such questions are always
elusive and surprising.
It
is because these questions lead to unpredictable answers that make predicting
box office statistics such a ridiculous practice. And yet it remains irresistible. On that note, I present to you my financial
forecast for summer 2013. It may come
from a man who has already underestimated the appeal of gold titanium alloy and
F. Scott Fitzgerald, but being right is hardly the point. The real thrill is in wondering about what
will happen next.
MOVIE
|
DOMESTIC OPENING
WEEKEND (In millions)
|
DOMESTIC ESTIMATED FINAL
GROSS (In millions)
|
“After Earth”
|
$50
|
$140
|
“The Internship”
|
$30
|
$150
|
“Man of Steel”
|
$80
|
$230
|
“Monsters University”
|
$60
|
$200
|
“The Heat”
|
$50
|
$150
|
“White House Down”
|
$40
|
$140
|
“Despicable Me 2”
|
$80
|
$250
|
“Grown Ups 2”
|
$50
|
$110
|
“Pacific Rim”
|
$40
|
$180
|
“Turbo”
|
$20
|
$100
|
“The Wolverine”
|
$60
|
$190
|
“The Smurfs 2”
|
$50
|
$150
|
“2 Guns”
|
$30
|
$150
|
“Elysium”
|
$40
|
$160
|
“The Lone Ranger”
|
$70
|
$200
|
“Planes”
|
$20
|
$100
|
Potential
Indie Hits: “Blue Jasmine,” “I’m So Excited,” and
“Austenland”
Movies
That Will Likely Bomb (Unless They Are Moved to Fall or 2014): “Kick-Ass
2,” “300: Rise of an Empire,” “RIPD,” “RED 2,” “The Mortal Instruments: City of
Bones,” and “Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters” (although I intend to see that
one!)
And now…let the games begin!
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